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Tenpoundbass
2025 Jul 2, 7:57am
I wore a Schlitz t-shirt to school one day and forgot that it was picture day.
The photographer made me slouch so the logo was out of frame. I looked like a total oaf in that pic.
Tenpoundbass
2025 Jul 2, 7:57am
I wore a Schlitz t-shirt to school one day and forgot that it was picture day.
The photographer made me slouch so the logo was out of frame. I looked like a total oaf in that pic.
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Ceffer
2025 Jul 4, 4:13pm
Ceffer
2025 Jul 4, 4:13pm
Patrick says
If the mouse were polite, he would have gained entry with PVC pipe, just like the gerbils at the gay orgies.
If the mouse were polite, he would have gained entry with PVC pipe, just like the gerbils at the gay orgies.
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Ceffer
2025 Jul 5, 12:09pm
Ceffer
2025 Jul 5, 12:09pm
Misc says
No, but on the wrong time of month, the doves came out all bloody.
Gotta ask if he did the rabbit trick.
No, but on the wrong time of month, the doves came out all bloody.
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Ceffer
2025 Jul 8, 4:42pm
Ceffer
2025 Jul 8, 4:42pm
Patrick says
The 'fake submissive to dumb stick' reflex ploy kicked in. That and tears keeps them free and felonious.
She was getting arrested & did this
The 'fake submissive to dumb stick' reflex ploy kicked in. That and tears keeps them free and felonious.
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HeadSet
2025 Jul 9, 7:01am
HeadSet
2025 Jul 9, 7:01am
Patrick says
"And that kids, is how I met your mother."
https://x.com/IAmLilRico/status/1942334355084337575
She was getting arrested & did this
"And that kids, is how I met your mother."
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