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"How many miles per child does that thing get?"

Spalding Smails : I want a hamburger... no, cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips. I want...
[gets cut off by Judge Smails, who grabs him by the arms and yanks him to their table]
Judge Smails : You'll get nothing, and like it!

Judge Smails : You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.
Ty Webb : Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.

Judge Smails : I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

Judge Smails : Well? We're waiting!

Judge Smails : Don't you people have homes?

Judge Smails : How about a Fresca?

Judge Smails : Danny, I'm having a party this weekend.
[pauses a beat]
Judge Smails : How would you like to come over and mow my lawn?

Judge Smails : Don't you people have jobs?

Ceffer says

"How many miles per child does that thing get?"

Nice.

Is it just me, or does Joe Biden remind you of Ted Knight's character Judge Smails in Caddy Shack being played by Chevy Chase of today?