patrick.net

MolotovCocktail says

But they can tell if you didn't work there and what you made. Tax records.

MolotovCocktail says

But they can tell if you didn't work there and what you made. Tax records.

How would they have access to your tax records?

HeadSet says

MolotovCocktail says

But they can tell if you didn't work there and what you made. Tax records.

How would they have access to your tax records?

They wouldn't, so you're right. No sane person keeps tax records past 7 years unless you got digital copies which I would purge from my computer anyway. I don't like having that data around. Plus it would be useless.

But basically yes you could lie on an application and there's no way they could contact to verify you even worked there or the position. I'm sure people do it all the time. Everything is fake at this point in my world. I bet a lot Enron employees/managers did this to get a new job, just not the accountants.

HeadSet says

How would they have access to your tax records?

Hahahaha.

WookieMan says

They wouldn't, so you're right. No sane person keeps tax records past 7 years

Who the fuck said it would come from yourself?

I didn't.

MolotovCocktail says

I loved those things. Used to unroll them and then roll several together from the crystals to make bigger ones.

Mercury fulminate iirc. Maybe I'm brain damaged from that.

Al_Sharpton_for_President says

My mother was a classmate of Marlin Perkins' daughter at the U. Chicago "Lab School", a high school associated with the university.

Patrick says

Al_Sharpton_for_President says

My mother was a classmate of Marlin Perkins' daughter at the U. Chicago "Lab School", a high school associated with the university.

MoO is still around.

https://www.mutualofomaha.com/

Probably not as big as they once were.

Patrick says

I loved those things. Used to unroll them and then roll several together from the crystals to make bigger ones.

Mercury fulminate iirc. Maybe I'm brain damaged from that.

Just because the combined roll looked like a joint did not mean you should have smoked it.

Doh!

MolotovCocktail says

True, but compare prices. Today's tickets are like bus fare compared to the 1960s.

She might fail the age test for jail bait.

MolotovCocktail says

Guilty as charged.

Al_Sharpton_for_President says

I remember how careful one had to be while sliding that wing through the fuselage slot during assembly. Also, setting the wing forward made it loop, setting it to the back of the slot made for longer flights.

MolotovCocktail says

I don't get it.

MolotovCocktail says

Nor this.

Patrick says

Nor this.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop? One, two, crunch, three!

I'm paraphrasing. I was maybe 3-4 years old when I saw that.

MolotovCocktail says

"My first product, the nylon-and-Velcro wallet, was manufactured in the Far East and shipped to a warehouse in New York, near where I had gone to school.”
― Robert T. Kiyosaki, Rich Dad Poor Dad

I think he almost failed and went broke trying to market them initially.

Maga_Chaos_Monkey says

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop? One, two, crunch, three!

I'm paraphrasing. I was maybe 3-4 years old when I saw that.

I was close:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZtbCOpx8Sk

Except 1982 in the title has to be wrong. Maybe 1972. 82 is def wrong.

Patrick says

I don't get it.

Me either, but my guess is a ref to TopGun.

Maga_Chaos_Monkey says

Patrick says

I don't get it.

Me either, but my guess is a ref to TopGun.

Aliens

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8dXc2W1uWck&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD

Maga_Chaos_Monkey says

I think he almost failed and went broke trying to market them initially.

He went BK multiple times I believe. Once for sure. It happens but his whole Rich Dad Poor Dad is a fiction book. Didn't happen. I've read it. It's all bull shit. I was one, but people are suckers.

Maga_Chaos_Monkey says

Patrick says

Nor this.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop? One, two, crunch, three!

I'm paraphrasing. I was maybe 3-4 years old when I saw that.

I am wondering if @Patrick is GenX.

I do remember tootsie pop commercials.

@Patrick and this?

MolotovCocktail says

Maga_Chaos_Monkey says

Patrick says

I don't get it.

Me either, but my guess is a ref to TopGun.

Aliens

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8dXc2W1uWck&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD

What movie?

War games

Got that one.