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Costa Rica is much safer that's were the trade is.
His poll numbers are in the shitter. Who cares?
At one point during President Petro’s puny, three-hour rebellion, he defiantly tweeted, and I am not making this up: “I don't shake hands with white slavers!” Petro, a former communist guerrilla, must have learned to talk like that in a jungle camp somewhere. But set his vocabulary aside.
The rebellion started earlier—in midair. Two military cargo planes crammed with Petro’s criminal comrades were en route from the U.S., providing Petro’s bandits with free one-way tickets to their South American rainforests of origin, where the vines grow thick and the rule of law is thinner than a mosquito’s wing.
Trump’s new Secretary of State Marco Rubio explained, “Colombian President Petro had authorized the flights and provided all needed authorizations, and then canceled his authorization when the planes were in the air.”
You’d think they’d be grateful for another free, taxpayer-funded flight. Apparently not. Petro was obviously testing Trump, and it obviously backfired badly.
Trump, who was playing golf at the time, immediately took to Truth Social, where with a few taps of the thumb, he dropped rhetorical napalm on the Columbian communistas...
Trump’s Truthed threat of sanctions, visa suspensions, tariffs, and travel bans was like using a machete to kill a spider. A rebellious communista spider, but still only a spider. Like that, the rebellion ended before it had even properly began. Petro, whose approval rating is floating in the camp latrine at a pathetic 34%, promptly caved.
Trump’s terrific new White House press secretary tweeted that Comrade Petro had immediately conceded to all terms: unconditional surrender. ...
President Petro, suddenly helpful, even offered his own presidential plane to help repatriate the Columbian criminals. I say let’s take him up on it. That seems much more fair to me.
These countries shouldn’t just accept their criminals back. They should have to come and get them. Use your own planes.
I couldn’t confirm this, but credible commenters suggested that the threatened visa sanctions on Columbia’s élite class were what did the trick so quickly, promptly watering down spicy South American passions — and that they were Secretary Rubio’s idea. If so, it’s a great sign that Trump picked the right man for the job.
Two quick points. First, it is worth noting that the Democrats, in their furious fervor to get Putin!, lovingly built the multi-armed sanctions spanking-machine that President Trump just effortlessly activated against the Columbians from his golf cart. Thanks, Democrats!
Second—and finally—it all happened within a few hours on a Sunday. The military flights, Rubio’s quick work, Trump’s involvement, and the White House press office all worked together seamlessly—on the weekend—to squash a nascent South American rebellion before it could even get out of the jungle.
Now, try to imagine sleepy Joe Biden handling a crisis like this. Actually, on second thought, don’t try to imagine it. I wouldn’t want to put you through that kind of suffering.
I was almost curious enough to read it, but I don't care what some asshole from Colombia has to say, so I skipped it.
"Trump, I don't really like travelling to the US. It's a bit boring, but I confess that there are some commendable things. I like going to the Black neighborhoods of Washington, where I saw a fight in the US capital between Blacks and Latinos with barricades, which seemed like nonsense to me, because they should join together.
Costa Rica is much safer that's were the trade is.
Petro pondering 'what would war with America be like?'
el Presidente Petro's statement (read and weep Trump):
"Trump, I don't really like travelling to the US. It's a bit boring, but I confess that there are some commendable things. I like going to the Black neighborhoods of Washington, where I saw a fight in the US capital between Blacks and Latinos with barricades, which seemed like nonsense to me, because they should join together.
I confess that I like Walt Whitman and Paul Simon and Noam Chomsky and Miller.
I confess that Sacco and Vanzetti, who have my blood, are memorable in the history of the USA and I follow them. They were murdered by labor leaders in the electric chair, by the fascists who are within the USA as well as within my country.
I don't like your oil, Trump. It's going to wipe out the human species because of greed. Maybe one day, with a glass of whiskey that I accept, despite my gastritis, we can talk frankly about this, but it's difficult because you consider me part of an inferior race and I'm not, nor is any Colombian.
So, if you know someone who is stubborn, that's me, period. You can try to carry out a coup with your economic strength and your arrogance, like they did with Allende. But I will die true to my principles, I resisted torture and I resist you. I don't want slavers next in Colombia, we already had many and we freed ourselves. What I want next in Colombia are lovers of freedom. If you can't join me, I'll go elsewhere. Colombia is the heart of the world, and you didn't understand that, this is the land of the yellow butterflies, of the beauty of Remedios, but also of the colonels like Aureliano Buendía, of which I am one, perhaps the last.
You will kill me, but I will survive in my people, which lives, before yours, in the Americas. We are peoples of the winds, the mountains, the Caribbean Sea and of freedom.
You don't like our freedom, okay. I don't shake hands with White slavers. I shake hands with the White libertarian heirs of Lincoln and the Black and White farm boys of the USA, at whose graves I cried and prayed on a battlefield, which I reached after walking the mountains of Italian Tuscany and after being saved from Covid.
They are the United States, and before them I kneel, before no one else.
Overthrow me, Mr. President, and the Americas and humanity will respond.
Colombia now stops looking north, it looks at the world. Our blood comes from the blood of the Caliphate of Cordoba, the civilization of that time, of the Roman Latins of the Mediterranean, the civilization of that time, who founded the republic, democracy in Athens; our blood comes from the Black resistance fighters turned into slaves by you. Colombia is the first free territory of America, before Washington, [before] of all America, and I take refuge in its African songs.
My land is made up of goldsmiths who worked in the time of the Egyptian pharaohs and of the first artists in the world in Chiribiquete.
You will never rule us. You're opposed to the warrior who rode our lands, shouting freedom, whose name is (Simon) Bolívar.
Our people are somewhat fearful, somewhat timid, they are naive and kind, loving, but they will know how to win the Panama Canal, which you took from us with violence. Two hundred heroes from all of Latin America lie in Bocas del Toro, today's Panama, formerly Colombia, which you murdered.
I raise a flag and as (Jorge Eliecer) Gaitán said, even if it remains alone, it will continue to be raised with the Latin American dignity that is the dignity of America, which your great-grandfather did not know, and mine did, Mr. President, an immigrant in the USA.
Your blockade does not scare me, because Colombia, besides being the country of beauty, is the heart of the world. I know that you love beauty as I do, do not disrespect it and it will give its sweetness to you.
FROM TODAY ON, COLOMBIA IS OPEN TO THE ENTIRE WORLD, WITH OPEN ARMS, WE ARE BUILDERS OF FREEDOM, LIFE AND HUMANITY.
I am informed that you impose a 50% tariff on the fruits of our human labor to enter the United States, and I do the same.
Let our people plant corn that was discovered in Colombia and feed the world."