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My wife finally got a mutual friend to start moving. She's down 10 lbs in the last month. Even at 45 if she slimmed down she'd be a cute chick. Good face and large rack.

Only problem is the husband is worried she'll leave him... lol. I'm like, sorry about my wife motivating her if that happens? Not my fault. You gotta keep up your end of the deal is what I tell him. Maybe shed a couple of pounds yourself.

Booger says

thought it was ok, lol? No fatso, It is ok

Salman Rushdie got the Muslims pissed off at him with his book "The Satanic Verses."

Now he's got the Buddhists pissed off at him with his new book.

"Buddha, You Fat Fuck"

Al_Sharpton_for_President says

Legit question. Does anyone here actually eat fast food? I stopped a while ago. I'm sure I asked this in this thread already. I'd rather just not eat. I'll do sit down places with a server, but I'm done with fast food. I'd rather be hungry.

Even sit down I sub the fries out or just say don't put them on the plate at all. Either way even at a restaurant 90% of the stuff is frozen. High end places don't, but that's why a meal is $60/pp at minimum without drinks. Or you can go here in Chicago https://www.threedotschicago.com/

Never tried the food but holy shit they make good drinks and I'm a beer guy. 100% recommend the place if in Chicago. They spend 5 hours in the morning with fruit prep with 3 guys. You enter through an alley in River North and go into a basement. Cool place. Not a foodie place just pointing out freshness is better than the shit you get at fast food joints. As a non-mixed drink or hard liquor drinker, it was really good.

I eat several things at McDonald's which I call "Mickey Rat's". Remember him from Zap Comics?

I eat 1. filet of fish 2. egg mcmuffin 3. crispy chicken sandwich (copy of Chic Fil A) 4. apple pie. 5. iced coffee 6. hot coffee

I don't eat the little "rat burgers" or quarter pounders or big macs.

WookieMan says

Does anyone here actually eat fast food? I stopped a while ago.

It all sucks now, except my local Hardees which is actually still good. Arby's is still good too, just too expensive and with sandwiches that are smaller then they used to be.

If I can't identify the meat, I don't eat it. That rules out any snausages, mystery meat/pink slime (nuggets, burgers, White House), blender smoothies, soft serve ice cream, any mashed vegetables, etc. Essentially nothing that I didn't witness being turned into mush myself.

Ground meat is fine as long as I know the provenance. 100% grass fed 80% lean ground beef is awesome for the grill.

stereotomy says

100% grass fed 80% lean ground beef is awesome for the grill.

You might like ground turkey as well.

zzyzzx says

Arby's is still good too, just too expensive and with sandwiches that are smaller then they used to be.

Yeah not sure when Arby's became the pinkies up fast food place. I did like it, but it wasn't really fast anymore after I stopped eating fast food. Usual drive through wait was 10-15 minutes. I suppose it was more fresh maybe?

I remember the 5 for 5 days as a kid. We'd get it monthly probably. They've got new sandwiches now, but it will cost you $10. Sub shops and Arby's are probably the only FF places I'd go to in a crunch and then clinch my A hole until I get to a bathroom. Hence why I don't eat it anymore.

I’ll get a Jersey Mike’s occasionally. And yes, the sauce absoultely reminds me of the subs I used to get in NJ.

Al_Sharpton_for_President says

I’ll get a Jersey Mike’s occasionally. And yes, the sauce absoultely reminds me of the subs I used to get in NJ.

Have had it a handful of times. Not bad. My best sub place is a local butcher. Everyone there is Italian and is 300lbs plus. Busy enough they have to do the number system with the red tag thingy.

Not fast but delicious. I'll usually get a sub and drop another $80-100 on meat. Then get yelled at when I get home. We have a lot of great butchers in my area. It's awesome.

Patrick says

This a fake meme? I assume so. That sounds so gross. You'd have to be buying that for an orphanage or prison. One of, if not the only Patnet posts that kind of wants to make me puke. And I like mac and cheese.

WookieMan says

This a fake meme?

No, it is real. It is just a bucket with 180 packets of pasta and 180 packets of the cheese sauce. 20-year shelf life, so put it in the survival shelter.

Patrick says

Nothing new. Women have been paying for many things throughout history by doing their squats over the right men.

Patrick says

Those are solely used by fat people for no reason that don't want to walk. 14-16 years old I worked at a grocery store. 95% didn't have a handicap thing in the windshield and I was in charge of picking them up when they'd just dump them in the parking lot. We're talking blocking parking spots in a busy store. Fat people are lazy, selfish and want attention because they sure as shit won't get it walking around. Worst of the worst when I had that first "real" job.

https://youtube.com/shorts/irXbl_UiJ-U?si=guNdisMVwSmamqKL

https://ground.news/article/new-study-links-obesity-to-diet-not-lack-of-exercise

On July 16, 2025, a study was released in a prestigious scientific journal examining the factors contributing to obesity across 34 populations worldwide.

The study arose from rising obesity rates, especially in industrialized countries where total energy expenditure explains only about 10% of obesity's increase.

Examining 4,213 adults aged 18 to 60, researchers found that calorie intake, especially from ultra-processed foods, drives obesity more than physical activity levels.

Herman Pontzer, the study’s lead author, emphasized that consuming too many calories plays a central role in driving obesity in developed countries, particularly due to processed foods interfering with feelings of fullness and encouraging excess eating.

The study implies that reducing calories from ultra-processed foods may be the most effective strategy to combat the global obesity epidemic.

PanicanDemoralizer says

Is this some method that Coke is using to keep Coke allowed for EBT purchase?

HeadSet says

Is this some method that Coke is using to keep Coke allowed for EBT purchase?

Interesting angle!

PanicanDemoralizer says

HeadSet says

Is this some method that Coke is using to keep Coke allowed for EBT purchase?

Interesting angle!

Probably. I drink it 2-5 times a year and it's the cane sugar type. Kids don't have a ton, but when they do we get the stuff from Mexico in the bottles. Or so I have to believe. It does taste different/better. I just don't like caffeine. Turns me into Michael J Fox.

PanicanDemoralizer says

In the PRNY, just before Passover, they put out "Passover Coke" made with real sugar. They'll bend the knee for the hebes, but not for anyone else.

Apologies to @Patrick. But this shit is evil. Real sugar for the Jews, and HFC's for the Goys.

stereotomy says

Real sugar for the Jews, and HFC's for the Goys.

@stereotomy Companies will do what makes money, and you're free to buy Passover Coke as well. If it's just Passover, then Jews are also drinking HFC most of the time. Anyway, all sugary drinks are poison.

If you want a bigger "conspiracy", note that most factory food is marked with a U in a circle, meaning the company has paid the Union of Orthodox Rabbis to certify that the food is kosher. And there are smaller competing kosher certification groups with other symbols.

There's not much benefit to being a Jew in America, except for good business networking opportunities at synagogues.

On the other hand, Jews in Israel benefit a lot at the expense of US taxpayers from the influence of AIPAC. I think that lobbying Congress on behalf of any foreign country should not be allowed, and dual passports should be banned. You're either American or you're not. China does not allow dual passports to avoid that conflict of loyalties.

Patrick says

You're either American or you're not. China does not allow dual passports to avoid that conflict of loyalties.

90% agree with this. But, what if they are allies? My former boss has dual US and Italian citizenship (born here). He plans to send his kids to college in Italy for free outside of lodging and flights. That's a massive savings. He's Italian but he's American first. If you can take advantage of loop holes I'd say do it. 2 kids, 8 years of tuition for free. Most people would try to take advantage of that.

He planned to stay here the last time I talked to him, but he has no loyalty to Italy. Just wants free school for his kids. I hate the guy, but it's kind of smart. I kind of hope his kids stay there permanently because if his offspring are like him I don't want them in this country. Dude was a whacko.

Patrick says

Anyway, all sugary drinks are poison.

Ironic from the man whole took nature's wholesome organic plums from his backyard and converted them into alcoholic swill via yeast piss. Added sugar to it, to boot. Besides, Sundrop is the exemption to the "all sugary drinks are poison."

HeadSet says

Patrick says

Anyway, all sugary drinks are poison.

Ironic from the man whole took nature's wholesome organic plums from his backyard and converted them into alcoholic swill via yeast piss. Added sugar to it, to boot. Besides, Sundrop is the exemption to the "all sugary drinks are poison."

Fermented sugar is much healthier though. Pretty much everything fermented is good for you. Also if you run all day and readily deplete your glycogen store you can have quite a lot of sugar.